BORN A BAPTIST

 A Baptist man lived in a traditional Catholic neighborhood.  Every Friday,  the Catholics were driven crazy because, while they  were morosely eating fish, the Baptist was outside barbecuing steaks.  The  Catholics worked on the Baptist, attempting to  convert him to Catholicism. 

Finally, after much pleading and some threats,  the Catholics succeeded.  They took the Baptist to a  priest who sprinkled Holy Water on the man while saying,

"Born a Baptist,  Raised a Baptist, Now a Catholic!" 

The Catholics  were ecstatic but this was short-lived, the next Friday evening, the scent  of barbecue once again drifted through the  neighborhood.  The Catholics all rushed to the ex-Baptist's house to remind  him of his new diet.  They found him standing over  the cooking steaks, sprinkling water on the meat and saying,

"Born a cow,  Raised a cow, Now a fish!"