Christmas Prayer
Two young boys spent the night at their grandparents' house the week before Christmas. At bedtime, they knelt to say their prayers. The youngest one, eyes closed, started praying at the top of his lungs.
The oldest brother leaned over and nudged the boy. "Why are you shouting your prayers?" he asked. "God isn't deaf, you know."
"No,' the boy replied. “But Grandma is!"