HIGH DEFINITION HILARITY                                  ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.  CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.  CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.  COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.  DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.  EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.  GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.  INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.  MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.  RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.  SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.  TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.  TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.  YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.  WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.