MICE IN THE CHURCH!!!
Three Pastors were having
lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, "Ya know, since summer
started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried
everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away. The second
Pastor then said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of
the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet
they still won't go away." With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said,
"I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the
church... Haven't seen one back since!!!